Conversation at a homeware store
Woman behind counter (on telephone): Yeah... Yeah... You are? Yeah... Nah... Hold it a mo'. Paul (to woman): Can I just get these slippers? Woman behind counter: Oh ok. But could I interest you in some beaaaautiful tea towels? They are three for ten dahlars. Paul: I think I'm right for tea towells I just need the slippers. Woman behind counter: Oh ok then. And the purchase ensued...