Conversation at a homeware store

Woman behind counter (on telephone): Yeah... Yeah... You are? Yeah... Nah... Hold it a mo'.
Paul (to woman): Can I just get these slippers?
Woman behind counter: Oh ok. But could I interest you in some beaaaautiful tea towels? They are three for ten dahlars.
Paul: I think I'm right for tea towells I just need the slippers.
Woman behind counter: Oh ok then.

And the purchase ensued...

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